Let me count the ways... { Life }

G-Girl and I were discussing Baby-G's upcoming birthday and the prospects of cake, when things got slightly off topic...

Me: I love chocolate cake with coffee. It's one of my favourite treats.

G-Girl: Well, I love chocolate cake too!

Me: How much? Do you just like it a little bit?

G-Girl: No I love it LOTS I love it.... Thirty!

Me: Oh, hmm... Is there anything you love more then chocolate cake?

G-Girl: Daddy, I love Daddy thirty away!

Me: Oh really, who else do you love?

G-Girl: Baby-G, past a day.

<pause>

G-Girl: What about mommy? Ask me how much I love you mom!

Me: Ok, how much do you love me?

G-Girl: I love you one-tee-four-tee. I love you forty away... when you're in the county!

<pause>

G-Girl: Now ask me how I love me!!

Me: Ok, how much do you love G-Girl?

G-Girl: Thirty-hundred!!!!

At which point she broke into delirious giggles.

For the record, I have no clue what most of this means. Loving something thirty away, um I guess that's good, right? I think it all comes of reading Guess How Much I love You, with nut brown hares that say things like, "I love you all the way to the moon and back." At least I can rest easy, knowing she's got that whole self-love thing down pat.